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Miscellaneous Thoughts

  • Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
  • Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
  • Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
  • Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
  • An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
  • There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.
  • People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
  • It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
  • I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
  • Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
  • Indecision is the key to flexibility.
  • It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
  • If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
  • I don't get even, I get odder.
  • In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
  • I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
  • I am a nutritional overachiever.
  • My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
  • I am having an out of money experience.
  • I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
  • I am in shape. Round is a shape.
  • Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
  • Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
  • A day without sunshine is like night.
  • I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
  • If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
  • I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.
  • Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
  • You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
  • One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
  • Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
  • Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
  • Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
  • Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
  • You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
25.10.2002
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